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How to make fortune cookies.

Journal Entry: Sun May 11, 2008, 1:34 PM
  • Mood: Love
  • Listening to: Patsy Cline
  • Reading: A New Earth by Eckhart Tolle ( oo..trendy)
  • Watching: Heroes Season 1
  • Playing: never was much of a player
  • Eating: Vegetarian for a 30 day trial- 4/9
  • Drinking: water or green tea and pomegranate.
















My digital art account :icondigikelli:



It is the endless variety in waiting which brings value to the spice of life. -words from a TA
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Donna: I know how to make fortune cookies.

Me: You do? How do you do it?

Donna: First you get dough...very wet dough.

Me: Where do you get the dough?

Donna ( irritated): I don't know.

Me: O...ok .

Donna: Then you wrap the dough around a cup and throw in a fortune....well, it should be a good fortune.

Then Donna leaves the room.
She refrained from finishing with the word "idiot" aimed at me.

But really...how is it I didn't know all of this?

Happy Mother's Day...may you continue to get a tiny bit smarter until your child reaches maturity and you have reached your full intelligence.
Until then...well, thank goodness you have them to help you along.
You might just need to make some fortune cookies some day.

Oh..I failed to write about my gift.

It is a bright pink eraser that looks like a giant die...you know, as in singular of dice.
Cool.
Not many Mom's can say they have one of those.


Also...I made a video featuring my artwork. I didn't steal the music, it is from a royalty free and free to use website.,,,and the composer is credited. I think it is fantastic music. I love Latin music.
Here is the link to my profile...I only have one video listed. The direct link gets messed up on DA.
[link]
Thanks..hope you like it.
If not, then let me also recommend this [link]

I keep it in my favs so that I can laugh with him.

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My work on ebay [link]






































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Devious Information

  • Current Age: -1000000000
  • Current Residence: In the grace of God
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: big so I can wear it as a nightgown!
  • Print preference: what a curious question...I like the lustre prints.
  • Interests: knitting, bdsm, art, family, birds,females, body art, fish, greyhounds, cats, spirituality
  • Favourite movie: All of the Star Trek movies
  • Favourite band or musician: Nick Cave, Johnny Cash
  • Favourite genre of music: classical, latin, country, old rock, Opera whatever
  • Favourite artist: My kids, and my higher self
  • Favourite style or digital art: traditional, realism
  • Operating System: Rainbows XP ( or Vista depending on which computer I am using)
  • MP3 player of choice: No favorite...so long as the sound is good.
  • Shell of choice: The ones used to pay for land and chickens...
  • Wallpaper of choice: dramatic
  • Skin of choice: Why does everyone misunderstand this question? My fav is "diamonds"
  • Favourite game: games always have a loser...
  • Favourite gaming platform: me
  • Favourite cartoon character: Hello Kitty
  • Personal Quote: We will never have a world that is better than those that live in it.
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